Yo Momma Naruto Jokes
LmaoSome i got from Sugoicon:
Ino- "Yo Momma Contest!!!"
"Yo momma's so ugly, Shikamaru can't even come up with a 'yo momma' joke about her!" -Ino
Shikamaru- "Yes I can!!!"
"Yo momma's so fat, Naruto cant even Believe it!"-Shikamaru
"Yo momma's so old, that she was around when that joke was made!" -Sarutobi
"Yo momma's so fat, even with my Byukugan i cant see through her!"-Neji
"Yo momma is so fat, Naruto got sent on a mission to the Village Hidden behind her Ass!"-Tsunade
"Yo momma's so white, she makes Orochimaru look black!"-Sai
"Yo momma's so fat, Kakashi tried to do 1000 years of pain and got lost!"-Iruka
"Yo momma's so fat, even Orochimaru's tongue can't wrap around her!"-Sasuke
"Yo momma's so fat, she didnt step on a bug; she stepped on Shino!"-Kiba
"Yo momma's so fat, I look skinny!"-Choji
"Yo momma is so ugly, shed make everyone turn gay for Haku!"-Zabuza
Haku- "*whines* Hey!!! Zabuza-san!!!"
"Yo momma's so ugly, that Jiriaya even hated her!" -Shizune
"Yo mama so dumb, she thought S-ranked mission meant 'Super-Easy-Mission!" -Minato Namikaze
*This is from ~ihatecollege*
Naruto- OMG! Gess wha?!
Hinata- Liek wha!
Naruto- Sasky's hair!
Hinata- ZOMG! no wai! XD
My other Haku-fangirl friend made this. If you think Sasuke is some-what gay... read this.
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Devious Comments
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i may be shy ,but i am like a wolf! don't mess with me or i will be come wild.
NaruHina 4EVER
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Naruto 'Yo momma! jokes.' [link]
NaruHina, Haku, Twlight, Jonas Brothers, music? All me. :3
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i may be shy ,but i am like a wolf! don't mess with me or i will be come wild.
NaruHina 4EVER
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Naruto 'Yo momma! jokes.' [link]
NaruHina, Haku, Twlight, Jonas Brothers, music? All me. :3
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i may be shy ,but i am like a wolf! don't mess with me or i will be come wild.
NaruHina 4EVER
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Freedom is not free. It was bought with the price of 3 nails, a cross and the blood of Jesus on a hill called Golgotha. Jesus is my savior, my defender, my rock and my strong tower. In Him I find rest, forgiveness, peace and most importantly salvation.
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Naruto 'Yo momma! jokes.' [link]
NaruHina, Haku, Twlight, Jonas Brothers, music? All me. :3
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Freedom is not free. It was bought with the price of 3 nails, a cross and the blood of Jesus on a hill called Golgotha. Jesus is my savior, my defender, my rock and my strong tower. In Him I find rest, forgiveness, peace and most importantly salvation.
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"Bitch, That's my crack!" - Mad TV
"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. "- unknown
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
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